This lady is awful, but for a second I was able to detach all context from that picture and thought she looked kinda cute

Well obviously this means she's stands in solidarity with Steve McQueen on…an important issue.

"Why does it feel like we’ve punched through some ragged hole in the
space-time continuum and the mask of normalcy that once barely covered
the rictus grin of madness just beneath is now peeling away? Can you
please stop clapping like that, Nicole Kidman?"

Sure, but you're not the one eating the candy. We just got to watch them get candy. It's cool on their part, but as a viewer, I was just kinda like, meh

She's great

That Justin Timberlake song is terrible. It's so uninspired

Fuck this guy

"Horizon: Zero Dawn"

Man, Doug Benson is ugly

The guy's a clear-cut butthole. They should definitely not play this out like they have any respect for him or the venom he spews.

Can Imagine Dragons take their place as the new butt band?

His personality and everything I hear about him makes me want to be a fan, but I just haven't been able to get into his music at all.

SonMcKinnon just plays all the blonde women, huh?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's corpse?

Jonah Hill would be good depending on if he were in his slimmer or fat form that particular Saturday night.

"This looks like a cool place to kick it"

They're called "trappers", or trapper keepers

Something about the little container things they put them in—especially the chip-based ones—are really gross. Like you made it in a dumpster

I've had the chrome extension that does that for fb for at least 2 yrs

Bad and Boujee is trite and stupid, but I still kinda love it.