Fuck this knife argument and fuck you for making it.

Dark humour is a pretty common way of dealing with tradgedy.

It was sarcasm, making fun of people who constantly tweet or say “thoughts and prayers” after a tragedy.

Way to miss the point, man. He was mocking the whole “thoughts and prayers” thing, obviously. I mean, I don’t really disagree with anything you said, but your anger is misplaced here.

It extremely does not matter what kind of controller it was.

“AI leaders afflicted with the dreaded spelling bee bug obsess over things like religion, sometimes to their own detriment, because they have no default values for other important qualities.”

Unbelievable!

Thank god for this hero who managed to capture it all on film, despite clearly never having taken a video with a phone before.

Winner winner prison dinner

She needs to be charged with attempted murder and thrown away in prison for as long as possible.

You should create another account and just start over at this point.

Er, no.

The entire point of the post was that cheating never deserves violence, ever.

But, hey, way to demonstrate that high-end reading comprehension.

That was about the same as my response:

Er, wow.

There’s a lot to unpack here, and while very few relationships fall apart without both sides failing in some way, I’m going to go ahead and lay the blame on Javier for this one—because trying to kill someone, even if they’re fucking around, is always the wrong fucking move.

I’ve been cheated on before.

I will…

Yeah you show ‘em. You defend the honor of those Titstreamers. Go get ‘em pal.

I had to drop FFXIV after Stormblood. This is coming from someone who played since 1.0, played all of FFXI, I eat-breathe-sleep Final Fantasy - but I can’t support this MMO while they simply run the same content model they’ve been running since 2.0. The already long wait between major patches is made insufferable by…

I guess the idea is to take the “Metroidvania” monicker to its literal extreme, which was not a bad idea, but finishing it with a “depressed woman eats chocolate” cliché is what kinda ruined it for me. Also, I checked, and SOTN does not feature chocolate drops so it’s not even an obscure reference.

Just do what I do and scroll right past Life in Aggro

And what is with the under shirt!

They had One Job, and they still couldn’t get Majima’s jacket with the right pattern.