You're a ballerina??? That's amazing.

Are you a guy or a gal? Saw some great ones on etsy.com below $60...

Sigh... as a Jewess it happens to me a lot. The men have all been very nice, just not for me. I'm still looking. :/

Wish I could "re-tweet" your post because it's truly uplifting.

I LOL'd at this video the entire time. Some takeaways:

Holy crap, you are LEGENDARY! Why didn't you go on all your trips?

Three comments:

This story made my night, lol! Thank you.

I <3 your screenname!

"Quick, man! Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!"

That's such a sweet story! <3

Virginia, duh! *eyeroll* xoxo

Bahahaha

More details please!!! Was it good???

John Mulaney's standup routine! I loved him as George St. Geegland in the Oh, Hello sketch with Nick Kroll: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2f2d612…

Reading what you wrote, it didn't do anything to harm you (thank goodness), but it was definitely trying to get your attention. Sadly probably stuck in between our world and being "released". A new board is capable of doing the same! It's just that a secondhand one is worse because you don't know where it's been and…

Glad to hear you are okay. You will think I'm crazy when I type this (I study a lot of this stuff), but some Ouija boards (secondhand ones) have been reported to be portals that allow spirits and worse to cross over. When I write worse, I mean something demon-esque. Sometimes a bad one will appear as a benevolent…

Dogs are really incredible and I'm sure have a special sense that we lack. I let my dog sleep on my bed sometimes, and in the middle of the night several months ago, she awoke with a start, which woke me up and freaked me out. I flipped on the light switch quickly and saw her standing and staring at something…

I couldn't remember his mother's name so I looked it up in Wikipedia and WHOA! The abortion story is actually in there, so looks like I can keep my account for now. ;)

This is pretty serious so I may need to shut down my account after this, but my grandmother used to be neighbors with Frank Sinatra's family growing up. This was before he became famous. There was a lot of grumbling about him going around the neighborhood with the type of people he hung out with, his loud "warbling"…