@ps61318: You know what they say... if it's brown, flush it down.

@Frizzaldo...: I'm surprised nobody's tried to call it Mom yet.

I call b/s. It's a photoshopped PSP Go

@Hearthatvoiceagain says Get well soon Steve.: that's all we need is to have an iPump.

@Hami83:

@Sidetalker: win.

@S0lidSnake: In Soviet Russia, you don't piss on Wheeties. Wheeties piss on you.

@Spectacles: Internet: 1; Nuns: 0.

@Kyle VanHemert: Barnes is dead. Dead people don't care. Apparently their Friends do though.

@Dogen: not about brand. it's about comfort. it's the specific knife.

@USB_Humping_Dog: Don't... just... don't lol. She should be involved in the selection of the knife. You need to try it. See how it feels. It should be an extension of your arm and it should just work for you, even if it works for no one else. Trust me on this one.

@originaldave77: Be intelligent?

@popennell: Maybe scholar, but not a gentleman at all :P

@popennell: lmao I'll give you one thing, you're creative

@thedudeabidz: I have a Bible spoiler for you... Jesus dies.

@popennell: See the funny thing about the internet is that I can sit here and laugh. If I lived on the street my last priority would be to go on a website where they give you suggestions on what to do with things that aren't out on the street. I seriously doubt this story. But if you like, I'll gladly educate you on…

@popennell: I would hardly call it ridicule. Criticism perhaps. But I hardly feel embarrassed at being wrong. Unlike some people, I actually have self-esteem. Do you know what that is?

@boom1shot: I'm not sure if it still is this way then. But the last time I put up a personal site I looked into placing it higher up on the search results. Tags cost money. Let's face it, no matter how shitty the article is on Wikipedia, if there is one about the subject, it will be there. Relevant or otherwise.

@russki.dan: that would be why you need a better filter than scotch brite. lol

@CatStampFever: TROLOLOL