I’m going to call every game with backtracking elements Metroidvania even MORE now, just to spite this silly article.

So you basically waste an entire article on Kotaku to essentially do nothing but tell us that you’re lazy and you’re not even going to bother to actually challenge yourself to bother to use a damn game you even bought because you’re just lazy, boring, unmotivated, uncreative and you don’t care.

I could literally only get 3 minutes and 23 seconds in before I HAD to turn this off.

Or how about “Let’s do EXACTLY that.”

“Basically, I’m of the mindset that every White person in America is a bigot until they prove themselves otherwise by deed.”

Yes, because as we all know, everyone who says something on the internet is clearly honest and not actually lying about or covering up their motives with generic platitudes at all.

Same. Scooby Doo has always been garbage, and will always be garbage.

Too bad at least half of the Final Fantasy games are actually terrible.

I stopped watching the first one after 42 minutes.

I’m going to be honest. I was never a fan of Etika. I personally found him extremely annoying, and as many people have seemingly forgotten, or don’t want to mention here, he’s intentionally and selfishly faked his death on at least one occasion only to come back like nothing happened and expecting that he should still…

NGE changed about as much game as a 14-year old writing emo poetry on Livejournal. It is awful and everything about it is awful.

I absolutely hate Evangelion. I hate it with a seething, infuriated passion. It was around 1999 that I watched this horrendous garbage for the first time, and I forced myself to watch all the episodes and that stupid movie, at the behest of someone I knew back then. It is awful. I count it not just as the worst anime…

I thought it was absolutely breathtaking and wondrous. It evoked a glee from my cold heart that I havn’t felt in nearly 30 years.

And yet in America, we have a ton of people, even other voice actors themselves that all get together to defame and slander another voice actor and destroy his career with absolutely no proof whatsoever that any of his casual transgressions ever passed the level of accidentally misreading the personal space boundaries…

Why is it that smug, irritating hipsters always have to insult fast food just to prove what a superior human being to everyone else around them they think they are?

Dindo Nuffin

There ya go.

>Did not have a gun
>Robbed a police officer

“30 year old games that nobody wants to play anymore.”

8bitdo is garbage. Do not listen to anyone praising them.