I went to the University of Illinois which is consistently ranked as the top library school in the country (so you don't necessarily have to go the super easy route) and they have an AMAZING online program for people who work full time or don't want to move to IL for school. It's worth doing—being a librarian is…

lol I was sociology b/c I love people! Now I'm a librarian b/c I love books and I could get a job doing that. To be fair, I do live comfortably, but not as comfortably as these interns!

I seriously fucked up by not majoring in code or computers or what ever. God, I'm depressed now.

Can I go back in time and change my degree from English major to software programmer?

You're definitely an old fart. Give a kid that much money, of COURSE there will be parties. And at that age, hangovers barely matter and you can still get all your work done the next day.

And free rent. Now imagine what full-blown employees make.

This is totally off topic but DAMN I love her makeup in this picture! <3 <3

When did my mother get a job at the daily mail?

saw this on facebook, love it

Excuse me?

It's the NSA watcher pixel. Now keep reading and just move along quietly.