*sad upvote*

Fair enough, Dan.
And, instead of making fun of you, I'll just say that we're pretty tired of accusations of rape and sexual harassment not being treated as seriously as accusations of other crimes.

You've strongly implied it several times now.

Haven't you heard? We just string up everybody accused of rape now. We've abandoned trials and such.

Well, nobody's forcing you to be here, Dan. You're not Kesha.

It doesn't happen enough for you to be paranoid about it happening to good, decent men. Jesus, if you're that paranoid about sex, get some lawyers involved pre-coitus. Have witnesses.
Why are you so goddamn scared of getting caught in a situation where you're accused of raping somebody?

Did you just threaten to frame me for rape?

Who's going to protect the pieces of shit now?

I mean, I like to think I'm a good guy. Nobody's ever accused me of raping or sexually assaulting them.

Dammit!
Wait, Daaan! Come back, please!

Ugh. Fuck dealing with that fucking fuck like he's a fucking human being.

It's over-the-top joking, really.
Promoting the treatment of all people with mutual dignity and respect is the only realistic option and I respect you for doing that and teaching those values to your daughter. I'm white and I'm not ashamed of it, but it's not what I would call my identity. And, when I hear people…

…and help refugees fleeing from ISIS. No matter what religion they are.

Conservative scared of mutual jerkoff sessions?

Yea, that could be a bit of a hassle. Understood.
We'll see you at school, but maybe not on the weekends, I guess.

Yea, I saw that you weren't a fan of Catholics. Can I hazard a guess and say that you're a Protestant?
Potential Common Ground: That's why the pilgrims came here in the first place, isn't it? There's always going to be some sort of tyranny going on in the world, and I like to think that the United States can be a…

-Co-signed,
Mello Yello Enthusiast

How about a little bit of faith in refugees who need our help? I think, if we're the greatest country on Earth, we should help people in trouble, no matter the risk; not ban them from traveling to our country.
I have faith in the human spirit, charity, and helping people. I don't feel like Donald Trump does, so I'm not…

I guess I haven't talked to you over there, or something. I thought you were one of the ones that wasn't hanging out.

Well, no shit, Coach Carter. I wasn't trying to argue that politicians are honest, I was making fun of your woo attack.
My suggestion is have a mello yello and brighten your disposition.