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Mello Yello Enthusiast
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There are enough women here that I will carefully avoid using pronouns like "he", or "she", until I know the poster and their gender, and they're all game to the same jokes; not to mention the gay population of this comment section, who (along with the women), totally talk about how Channing Tatum is a fine piece of

They knew the risk when they signed up!

Oh yea, that fucker owns synergy.

Google image search all you want. Just don't add her on facebook to talk about her tits. I think that's a fair balance there.

Yes, but we don't add her on facebook and tell that to her.

There's a certain level that's acceptable though. It's fine to be a little shallow when talking about people that you don't know and would never meet, or even talk to.
Just as an example; Sarah Jessica Parker.

I'm actually offended, as a man, hearing these men talk about how men are basically bad for the world.
Why do MRA's think so little of men?

The world is full of shitty people, and they can get in touch with you on the internet.

That would have been good too. But, I went through a period in my youth where I thought Danny DeVito and Jon Polito were the same person.

Never change, Bob Hope.
Just stay the hell away from any kids I might have.

Some people call it enabling…which, honestly just makes it sound even more helpful.

Oh, I'm taking the scenic route tonight. I'll have up to ten cans of Busch (whatever, it's cheap and inoffensive). I'll actually be able to feel my wits leave me, instead of just waking up in the bathroom floor.
(I was actually drinking before this, but now I have an excuse. Thank you, Two Fucks.)

Oh, so you're kind of like a whistle blower?

…you can make fun of me for still living with my parents, but don't link me with that asshole.

And you're god. So, your sources check out.

Because Trevor Noah doesn't do as much stupid shit as Kanye does.

Great, Bela's bummed out. Now I have to drink!

*starts wailing uncontrollably*
I am not a piss boy!!

Quite honestly, there's probably about 15-20 episodes of Sunny that I could describe as my favorite on any given day.
Dennis and Dee Go On Welfare is definitely among them.
…there's probably about 80 lines from the show that could qualify as my favorite on any given day.

They could work around that, but the arc with her and Mac has pretty much wrapped up, I guess.
It sucks that Roddy Piper is dead too, although I wouldn't mind hearing how The Maniac is one of Frank's business partners off camera.