…or Romney, McCain, and Bush.
I wouldn't be crazy about it, but they seemed so sane compared to this batch.

The ideal contest would look like Hank Hill vs Leslie Knope.

No, he was talking about me…
…AND I ALSO HAVE A NAME!!!

Yea…well, we're keeping up appearances for the kids, at least.

Trump's latest tweet is more accurate, actually.

Correct a mundo!
It might actually be the leading cause of sexual harassment too. I think guys have trouble seeing the line between flirting and sexual harassment at times.

So, even Jesus Christ stays bloated and melty upon resurrection?

Well, now I just feel bad for you.
You clearly don't understand modern art.

Media portrayals do have a negative effect on guys too, don't they?
It seems to imply that being yourself is the worst thing you can do when you want to woo a girl.

…I actually kind of have fun talking with them.

Alright, compared to tv hetero, I'm definitely asexual.
It's not so much that I don't enjoy sex, it's just that I don't care if I have it or not. I've never had blue balls or felt the need to sleep with somebody I wasn't attracted to because of a need for sex, beyond peer-pressure to lose my virginity with somebody…

I'm glad that you and your avatar was the one who said this.

Take him back!

I guess they kind of need the live events as practice.
I would say even having a schedule of 4 days on, three days off would still be a major improvement. They probably wouldn't even be having matches all four days.

Same with The Guild. I feel like both organizations are just excuses for people to role play.

I'm not really sure if I qualify as asexual, actually.
I'm still attracted to women and I like flirting and getting attention from women (or men, my self-esteem is not picky). I'll still have sex, it's a fun thing to do with a friend, but I care more about them having a good time during it than I do about me having a…

"If your Iowa caucus drinking game included doing a shot every time a
commentator used the phrase “viable establishment candidate” with a
positive connotation, you aren’t reading this right now, because you are
dead."

Less interesting factoid: I was really attracted to teachers in high school, because I was having no success with women my own age. I'm pretty much asexual now, because I was so behind the curve when it came to romantic experience with people my own age.

…I will admit to missing german suplexes.

Wait…what are you talking about. Hilary Clinton has got to stop….
STANDING ON THE SIDELINES! PUT HER IN THE OVAL OFFICE, EVERYBODY! SHE'S THE LEADER WE NEED!!