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Mello Yello Enthusiast
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Is it just me that thinks that, when casting a role meant for Nick Nolte, Roddy Piper was the second best option?

Yea, the biggest complaints I have probably seen were usage of villains. Red Skull and The Mandarin were given the short end of the stick. It's just…how in depth do you want this to be? Give a popular villain a good run in a movie and I can appreciate it.
What bothers me about The Mandarin is that Guy Pearce was the

…I think there's a certain higher standard for, and I hate using this word, intellectual properties, as opposed to original works. We'll even shit on sequels harder than we will on movies that sucked, but were stand alone.

God, yes!

I'm more attracted to Helen than I am to the newer 20-year old actresses.
That's not to say anything negative about them, it's just an issue of personal taste.

Is Ford really a pot head?

Damn…that's a shame. I can't really say I'm all that surprised by it though.

…damn, Ricky! You in some kind of jackpot?

…I prefer hill people, actually.

I think, just this once, CBS should let it happen, but take part of the profits. If there's profit to be made, the people making it shouldn't get to keep all of it.

Yea, if they invented something, I don't think anybody else should piggyback off that credit. It actually bothers me when Dollar General creates generics that are the exact same thing as this more famous product and barely even conceal the fact.
Mt. Dew and Mello Yello are two different drinks.
Cinnamon Toasters and

Isn't Stride that gum that had the, "dirty mouth, well clean it up!" campaign?
I hope so, because that would make, "stridemother", funnier.
"…your mom was dirty, but I cleaned her up."

I don't know how to describe it, but I like old saying like that, or sayings that sound like they could be old.
I love the dialogue in Justified and Fargo, pretty much.

…that's going to get pretty dark, I think.

I don't remember what they charged me with. There was weed and paraphernalia in the car, neither was mine…pick one.

I saw that interview, this was before I even knew of Cosby's scandals. I knew he was condescending to the hip hop culture (or, whatever you want to call it), but…not this. I had finally watched one of his specials. It was his latest one, the one he was doing press for. I always figured that he was too clean for me to

…okay, my parents paid my bail in full, I guess they just took that money and applied it to my fine.

Ugh…screw prison, let's just give the little prick ten minutes with 5 Hell's Angels. No weapons or even closed fists. Just slap the little fucker around and emasculate the fuck out of him.

Wait, what did this kid do?

Bail is kind of bullshit anyways. They don't give the money back if you're found innocent, right?
Either let the sorry sack go home or don't. Stop being an asshole, courts!