John Cocktoasten does have a nice anus, I hear…bleached and everything.

Well…is it a cat noise?

…part of me thinks that Michael isn't really that racist. He just always feels really lame when black people are around. I have a similar policy for Lion Tamers.

Yea, I started listening to George Carlin when I was 17, so I came into adulthood being very much against soft language and political correctness. It's really only recently that I realized I, a normal citizen, may be allowed to talk about all topics and use all words…but, there are certain situations where it's not…

You folks seems to like Jim Norton as well.
I like the attitude you guys have towards comics. Comics are usually politically incorrect, but they generally have a point behind it that isn't hateful. Y'all seem to understand that. It just bothers me when people lump comics (and other artists) in with assholes who are…

Is it only a joke if I'm offended?
I think I'm appalachian american, actually. I don't know. There's a bunch of fucking mountains around here. They all look the same to me. I've been somewhere that's still in Arkansas, but it's next to Kansas….the lack of mountains, or even hills, it seemed like, was kind of unnerving…

I think all of y'all were actually on the same page.
I don't think their comments were along the lines of, "well, until we completely overhaul the system, no one should be outraged by this behavior because it was legal."

He would be the first to own up to that too. He admits that he's essentially traded one addiction in for another….two others, actually; the stories about his photos with celebrities are more troubling than his sex stories.
The fact of the matter is, when you take something that was a big part of your life, and remove…

*sigh*
…fuckin Ozarks. Good to see the word, "ex", included in there though.
I'm fine with leaving our interaction limited to here. You're one of my favorites now, I'll keep an eye out for your comments. We might never finish conversations, but we'll never get to the point where we're making small talk. I kind of have a…

"Alright, we'll give you a chance to put them in prison. If you don't though…we'll kill him."
It's just not helpful when we pick a person as a scapegoat, when our justice system has found them to be innocent. When you have a single person you can pin the wrong-doing on, it distracts us from the fact that we have a…

I'm not exactly disagreeing with you. It's really just semantics.
…and I miss this show. I got Season Three and Four for Christmas this year! Can't wait to re-watch it.

I wouldn't say they're inherently stupid (well…The Crowes were) so much as they're deluded. There were quite a few outlaws in Justified who were genuinely smart. Boyd, Avery, Limehouse, Mags, Duffy, etc. There are also some who aren't exactly stupid but, they fall into the outlaw life (or are born into it) and feel…

The show did use a lot of fish imagery…
I can see merit in this theory too. That's what I love about The Coen Brothers style. There's not really any wrong answers.
The Coen Brothers: It can be multiple things!

The problem is that the lynch mobs these days generally show up after a verdict has been rendered.

Fair enough.

I'm essentially locked out of my e-mail address. It had been awhile since I used it, so they pulled my security question on me after I signed in.
Where did you spend your honeymoon?
…I've never been married. I'm pretty sure I answered that question while I was irritated. I think I remember the answer, I just don't…

I was just making a joke about what Jim Norton is into sexually.
There's nothing wrong with his sexuality, there's just nothing normal about it either. I'm including homosexuals when I say normal, by the way. Anything that's purely about being sexually attracted to somebody is normal. Jim Norton's love is weird and…

If I don't have access to hugging, i just go to my bunk…

…I think deep down I've always known that, but hearing it summed up by Nancy Drew really drives the point home.

That reminds me of what Jim Norton said about The Dave Matthews Band.
"It's not that it sounds bad, it just sounds like something rich white people would listen to when they're having a few imported beers by their pool, with their ties tossed casually over their shoulder."