I'll love you, forever bitch.

Yea, I wouldn't even trade a bag of somebody else's shit for it.

I say, "weren't none", instead of, "wasn't any".
…it just rolls off the tongue better in this dialect.
I also refer to all sodas as, "cokes".

I'm generally an apologist for relaxed grammar but…I'm keeping my punctuation marks. They may not always be where they're supposed to go but, I'm trying to say something that officially means something. Without punctuation, I might as well be hootin and blowing raspberries.

I have Dish Network so, I can't really watch whatever I want at the drop of a hat.
It will come around again though and I've made a promise. I intend to stand by my word.

It could end up being super expensive (I'm not sure why they haven't embraced it, honestly) but, at least you get to pick what you pay for and how much you want to spend. I guess there could be all kind of deals and discounts…maybe work out a payment plan for that Jessica Jones binge…we might actually be watching too…

There are, of course..
*ahem*
exceptions to the rule.

Like…new movies or just everything?
I think Dish Network is actually charging close to ten dollars for old movies but, you get to hold onto them for three months.

God, I hope they're not allowed to do that. The internet is kind of crucial to even function in society today. I think mine is owned by Verizon and partnered up with Dish Network. It's pretty good internet, on it's own and, for some reason, it was cheaper to get Windstream and Dish Network separately. I figure they…

Oh yea, most of my shits would best be described as, "farts with the safety on".

Exactly, man! It wasn't about objectification, it was about the state of society. The heat was on, man, and Nelly was the voice of a lost generation!

If streaming services do end up killing the giant dragon (and it does deserve killing), is there any guarantee that 5 years after the fact, we won't be back to paying approximately the same prices as satellite is right now to the streaming services that killed the dragon?

Same here!

That's more than perfect, Shrike, that's gangbusters!

It's probably weird that it doesn't seem bizarre to me.
There's not a whole lot of options for employment out here. My dad was a logger but, if the weather got really bad, that could be up to three weeks without a paycheck. My mom's never had a driver's license in her life. She started working in the Nursing Home…

Alright, good point…something really fucked up is going to happen next monday.
I can't wait.

It's a great movie, right?
Although, my favorite movie of all time is more likely to be L.A. Confidential…I like movies with cool dialogue and violence.

I think Lou got shot during a routine traffic stop.
And yes…we definitely can't lose Hank and Betsy. You only get one, Fargo!

…actually, the book did mention that Mike killed The Undertaker and his two side kicks. The guy who died after they cut off his ears might have just barely missed the cut on counting towards it.

Thank you, crooked Paul. I wouldn't have even noticed that mistake.