And actually giving it a name that implies more than, "Hey, these two awesome people fight. Isn't that awesome?"

I would laugh out loud if I weren't so busy shaking my head.
But hey, you only live ounce.

This is hilarious because I'm picturing Marvin Martian doing it.

I was thinking it meant like, Impact Players, or something.
For real, we don't need to shorten everything either. Why are we so against typing out full words? Are we all in a hurry, or something?

Alright, what does IP stand for? I've seen it in two articles now and haven't been able to gather from the context.

I think we should just stop using trumps entirely. It's a sullied word.

…I might be behind on my Ben Affleck news.

Eh, friendships have different levels of commitment between two parties. I've had friends who were always fucking with me that actually respected the hell out of me but, I was just annoyed by them.
It's possible that, in the movies, Steve sees Tony as simply a co-worker but, Tony sees it as a friendship.

You don't have to watch it, you just need to know what happened during it. Read the wikipedia page and save yourself two hours of a movie that will probably bore you.

[applause]

I hope it's not real. He may be a shit entertainer but, he seems like a good guy.

I'm wondering if this is priority #1 with the Kansas City Mob right now. I mean, it's definitely important to them but, it feels like a side project. If that's the case, he probably won't be coming out to check up on it, unless the info Floyd gave the police really puts the screws to them. I have to admit that I don't…

…I'm actually wondering if anybody knows how to reach him anymore.

You win.

Jesus, that does suck.
He was never my favorite actor but, I kind of like him. He just seems like a likable guy…and I enjoyed The Mummy for what it was.

Agreed. In some cases, you just have to cut your losses.
I'd also like to clarify that in some situations, I've been on the wrong side of the argument. I tend to be too idealistic at times or have a rationale for things that allows it to make sense to me. Most of the things I say are just my opinion and it's good to…

There really is no reason to dislike Boston unless you're a total asshole. That's a fact. I went with that album because the first time I listened to The Dirty South by Drive-By Truckers, it was just so good that I was moved to tears by the third track. I texted my friend who owns the van and asked him if he had ever…

Robots!

Just leave all the Jims alone.

Thank you!
I knew it was a pirate from somewhere. That's what happens when your show's off the air for three years, guys. People forget your jokes!