In the year 2300, Jack Pearson the Thirtieth becomes President of the United States. 

Beth was definitely the MVP of this episode.  “Big Phil” gave me a chuckle.

Howard isn’t a scumbag in the same way the other criminals in the BB/BCS universe are, but just a regular scumbag lawyer. Such eye-rolling bullshit speech from Howard to the Sandpiper elderly.

I wanted to see Fishburne up in a chair. Strange all “Is that... Bill Foster? Giant Man?”

Don’t think of it as 'dropped a mountain on herself.' Think of it as ‘being crushed by the weight of it all.’ More poetic.

i was really on the doomed-from-the-start William Jackson Harper-as-Reed train, and after this movie i feel vindicated

As a Latino can I tell you to chill out? The United States is also a LOCATION. The writer didn’t say he immigrated to the US, they said he MOVED.

Great to finally meet you, Miguel!

The COVID season threw a lot off, but I do think those isolated scenes at the cabin were the best possible showcase for both John Huertas as an actor and Miguel as a character. I think I felt his death more than William’s, because despite William’s backstory, Miguel felt like a more human character — as a premise, he…

The main reason I was excited about this episode because I was hoping to get more insight into Miguel’s marriage to Shelley and his relationship with Andy and Amber. I was really bummed when that whole time period was just summed up in two minutes. (Given how they treated Rebecca in that Thanksgiving episode a few…

Kim’s going to be fist-deep inside a toddler’s chest cavity ripping their heart out by the end of the season and I’ll still be like “honestly love that for her”

Someone comes to pick up Huell at the safehouse. Huell stands up, stretches. “About damn time. Felt like I been waiting here for ten damn years.”

Poor Nacho.

So Lexi’s Bob Ross Halloween costume had a darker, more passive-aggressive origin than originally revealed.

Maybe. I might argue that a group of teenagers treating a school play like a matter of life and death is, in fact, the most realistic depiction of high school on this show.

I think you have to accept that Euphoria is as much as fantasy world as Middle Earth. It makes that stuff go down a lot easier.

Yeah, you’d have to be pretty fucking dense to miss that Lexi and Rue are supposed to be in the same class/the same age.

That was a delight. I love Suze and pretend-Suze so much! And she was the only one who got parodied at all and loved it. (Though to be fair, kids would get more upset about such a thing.)

Which brings me to the big qualm I had with this episode, which is its refusal to engage with Nicky as a part of Jack’s traumatic past too.

I feel bad for all those dogs at the stadium, like the deer in the nursery.