That corny Yoo-hoo commercial rap had to be the most perfect representation of selling out to white America, and I kinda wanna hear the full version of it.

“That shit GOLD”

The sight of Katt Williams running down the street, with his short little legs, at full blast, in a robe... was hilarious.

“No, she don’t live here. I’m just fuckin’ the bitch. That’s the deal. No homo.”

So the alligator must be named Coach like the handbags, because why else would you name an alligator Coach?

FLORIDA MAN BEATS FLAMINGO TO DEATH.

This show is not for anyone who can't get on board with 'B.A.N.'.

His fanboying over Paper Boi was actually pretty adorable

That was the best line of the episode for me.

"Stop being so likeable!" was such a important line for Earn to throw in the mix. Speaking out against any degree of casual racism become 100x harder when it is coated with kindness and genuine investment.

I thought the whole Craig arc was really interesting and multi layered. I might be reading too much into this, but he was the most genuine character at the party. It is easy to cringe as Craig gets too heavily invested in a culture that is not his own, confidently states he understands the one true meaning of what…

Don't forget that he's a bit of an amateur arborist.

Things Darius has at least a passing knowledge of:

"That boy's gonna be a star!"

Outside of the invisible car payoff, which had me howling, the incredibly old computer in the promoter's office was another great visual gag.

The invisible car call back.. "that was pretty marxist before it became sexist" (don't, ugh, quote me on that).. Taking the guy's beer at the end.. everything, this episode was great. It was also the most real portrayal of going out to a club this side of 27.

Motion to change "Chekov's Gun" to "Chekov's Baby Urine Filled Condom" from here on out.

"Save my name under someone else." — Alfred schooled Van and covered his own ass in that text.

I'm with you. I prefer to watch formal marijuana use.

Something about Alfred and Van's dynamic was just so real to me