Ivanka isn’t hiding anything from him. She’s more likely to be composing his tweets.

I imagine the sex part of their contract is long since over, because she is over 35 and has given birth. Both are deal breakers for the Donald, vis-à-vis desirability in sex partners, in his own words.

Yeah, exactly. People who fuck up in relationships don’t constantly make a big deal over having fucked up in the past. Even if they were, y’know, two everyday office-workers who had gotten through some ugly times, they wouldn’t be tweeting about how they overcame that shit 20 years ago.

You’re right.

Gary Cole is way too hot to play Trump, NBC continues to flatter him. Should’ve gotten Randy Quaid or someone like that.

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I starred this before I realized it wasn’t situated in the Courtney Stodden make-up thread.

A haircut and a different suit for sure

Well for one thing, it’s hard to find fire retardant material that hangs properly. Then there’s covering up the cloven hooves/wings/horns, etc. You ain’t hiding all that unless you’ve got a tailor on permanent staff.

To me, the shirt actually proves that they’re legit. HEAR ME OUT. There is no way that, if this were a publicity stunt, he would wear that shirt. His team (and TS’s) would deem it too desperate.

That’s the business of the tabloids to find out. Baby or burrito, they’ve got a summer’s worth of stories.

i was all team tayto until i saw they got matching upper arms rashes...to me, that’s just rubbing it in our faces.

No pregnancy. There was a pullout. ;)

I am eating watermelon. Like a giant bowl. Huge. I feel like that should be in the dirtbag, it is way more interesting than Audrina Patridge or Azealia banks tbh.

Ooo it’s pretty. I can see how the relationship got started, with its liabilities only coming to the fore later. :-)

Now that, I can understand. I hope you took it outside for its well-deserved beating and did not get burned!

I feel you. I was once asked to leave the go-kart track at Adventure Land because of aggressive driving. I am a grown-ass woman. The other people on the track were mostly children.