Ah, this photo... I know it well. I thought I left it behind when I decided I couldn’t put up with Buzzfeed any longer, but no, here it is again... The lady in the tub with the elbow that looks like her breast may not be too far behind.

I am befuddled by the heapings of praise. If the photo above is any indicator, she still hasn’t learned to make more than one facial expression.

It’s nice to meet you. Thank you. If you do