Thank you for “Megs”. I also can’t be bothered to figure out/care which spelling of Meg(h)an she uses and don’t want to waste more than four key strokes on her name - I’m glad I’m not the only one!

She always looks exceptionally terrible and I AM HERE FOR IT. 

I get so much joy knowing that girlfriend’s stylist clearly HAAAAATES her.

What, there were no helpful blog notes like in the last movies to help you sort out the clues of what realm this movie takes place in?

“Melania in person hits all the senses.”

There is no clampdown. We have been short staffed this week due to various issues and are revamping Barf Bag to be bigger and better to return soon. There is no conspiracy here at least and if Jezebel were instructed not to write about politics you can be damn sure that I’d write a blog about it.

Wild. A croque madame is listed as a sandwich just about everywhere. Why? It’s the easiest way to describe the essence of the dish. Two pieces of bread, meat, cheese. It’s colloquial.

I think about the juxtaposition of our romantic love as we architect our opportunity cost of shared living. My dearest Jared, albeit, you are the flawless manikin to actualize the brand of my heart. I look forward to otherwise consolidating our togetherness for another centennial.

Darling... Your passionate analytics and seamless integration of sustainability and storytelling help me to downsize my enterprise. The knowledge you bring of offshoring opportunities, data mining collaboration and scalability pushes me to think outside of the box.

It’s hard to pick a favourite part but I think it’s when Kellyanne says something along the lines of I’ve known your editor since before you were born. And then a minute later says Who’s your editor?

Way to shutdown the misconception that bisexuality is a detour on the road to hetero happiness, Miley. What a solid ally you are to the LGBTQ+ community.

It may depend on the temperature of the oven, the amount of time you’re baking the meringue or the type of meringue you're using. French, Swiss and Italian meringue bake in different ways and are used for different things because they give different colors and consistencies. 

Let’s get you through this! First, what temp was your oven, and is it gas or electric? Also if you can tell me your meringue recipe it would be helpful. 

It is good for consumers but bad for businesses.

It makes imports cheaper, but exports more expensive.

Why link to the horrible Daily Mail when there are not-shitty publications with more thoughtful coverage?

Odd, considering what a complete horse’s ass he is otherwise.

They look like they dropped out of junior college to sell homemade vape juice.

Wow...she really bagged the big fish.