a true sign of someone who’s never washed her own linens

See, I watch enough Real Housewives to know that mediums and seances is just rich people shit and a reason to have a dinner party where everyone screams at each other.

Right, he made a joke in the beforetimes, when it wasn’t wrong to disparage people for their sexuality. When threatening violence against gay people was the law of the land. Before gay people had risen up and become sentient beings, when there was no need to respect their inherent humanity. Way back (*checks notes*)…

It’s crazy to me how many racist, sexist, and ageist comments about this wedding I’ve read on this site for supposed liberal feminists. The comments like “how can they throw such an elaborate wedding in a country where millions are starving” (Yes only white people are allowed to be extravagant),  “Aren’t they…

He’s just a step ahead. He knows that the entire office is going to be desperate for the toilet ten minutes after the Papa John’s and he’s jumping the line.

This may be an unpopular opinion, but you are allowed to be shitty in private sometimes.  None of us is perfect all of the time.  Katy Perry is under no obligation to make her rape public to help Kesha but it’s also totally valid for Kesha to feel frustrated and a little hurt that Perry won’t confirm her experiences,…

Ahem.....

We don’t claim to own them, but it would certainly be nice if conservatives would visit once in a while. Truth, justice, and compassion haven’t seen you in many years. They miss you.

WHY would any of these young women talk to Nancy Jo Sales of all people? She’s so wonderfully sneaky! Remember her profile of the Bling Ring girl? 

That’s my fucking son you’re talking about, bud.

Yes, but the word ‘cow’ is commonly used to refer to all types of cattle. It stems from the lack of singular form for ‘cattle.’

Do you think Selena Gomez is starting to feel like Good Luck Chuck?

And she also won nearly $5 million AUS in a defamation suit, which was reduced to $600k but is on appeal by Wilson.

Imagine Kellyanne circling the ocean as part of the Pacific Garbage Patch.

Don’t throw your trash into the sea.

Not only did you murder an innocent American resident and dismember him with a bone saw, but you did so without ever once stopping to think about how that would make Donald Trump feel!

Thinking of you, Harron, and all trans+ and GNC Americans. I wish you all safety and peace, and a positive result in our elections.

“...disgustingly beautiful women who could make a burlap sack look couture.”

“fiscally conservative, socially liberal”