Cool your jets, Donna.

I laughed way harder at this than I should have....we are both going to hell. 

I dig her as well! She’s fun, smart, supportive, and I would very much like a hibachi grill in my house too, thanks.

Most definitely. I also find it really damn creepy that anyone would willingly fuck him.

I think she’s talking about this fine specimen of a .....man? Creature? Snailperson?

Last year my stocking at my (now) ex’s mom’s house was filled with fresh breath products....a new fancy toothbrush, gum, those denta-picks, toothpaste, etc. I do not feel like I have a dirty mouth, never had any complaints, I brush and floss regularly and go to the dentist regularly (okay the last one is a lie), but…

Bill Clinton you little messy bitch.

Prediction re TomTom, I went several months ago and had to wait in line for ages to get in.

Your much more accurate transcription is noted and appreciated!!!

Ah you’re so right!  “Hello Nancy Jo, this is Alexa, and I just wanted....MOM!!!! SHUT UP!!! Hello Nancy Jo, this is Alexa, and I am very disappointed...” That was some reality tv gold!

Same! It’s the perfect before-bed watching material. I re-watched The Hills the summer I was studying for a big exam just to turn my brain off at the end of the day :/

Laws against retaliation (retaliation against public policy for example) and laws requiring employers to provide reasonable accommodations for religious beliefs.

Not sure why this is your favorite story of the day, he’s leaving behind four kids who, despite his shortcomings, appear to love and care for him.  

Snitches get stitches TIFFANIE.

I like your short stories, 10/10 would read again.

He needs to lose his damn dick in a meat grinder.

Exhibit A: Mike Huckabee’s Twitter. He is aggressively unfunny.

Just like the Trumps.  Fitting.

You misspelled “Booger.”  Don Jr. Is A Booger Now and Always Has Been.