I lost my virginity to a guy who lived on my dorm floor. He had bright blue troll doll hair and was pale as a ghost. His dorm room smelled like stinky feet. It was the worst. When I see people from college, "the troll" comes up at least once.

Excellent point. Just to add to this - all of the PDs I know are truly passionate about their job and advocates for criminal rights and due process.

AGREED. I was 16 and didn't know any better.

I wish I could have been a fly on the wall during the attorney's initial meeting with Wang.

Ah I just re-read the article, and you're right! My memory is getting terrible.

I mean, if we're sharing pant shatting stories, I was a victim of throwing up and shatting my pants at the same time when I had a horrible hangover. Thanks, Zima.

I recently heard that Judge Ito died. :( But I feel like there are plenty of LA judges who are more than willing to make a spectacle of their courtrooms!

I've heard that they can't sue one another for defamation, specifically. The Maloof's didn't actually initiate a case against or sue Brandi, they just sent a cease and desist letter and their attorneys argued it out for a bit. (Do you get super embarrassed when your Housewife Super Fandom shows? Because I do. At…

ick. so creepy.

it looks like a buckled belt maybe?

That's ridiculously speculative and a pretty terrible thing to say about somebody without any idea of whether it's true or not.

California sort of does, and it's the most employee-friendly state. My brother is a bartender and often only has six hours between shifts...his sleep schedule is super screwed up.

oh really?? That wouldn't surprise me, I think he had at least one different job each episode.

Ahh so good. Kirk would totally sell Ebola suits out of Luke's...it would be his 43rd job.

(isn't that really quaint? A city saving a bridal shop?)

He feels the same way. He HATES our coffee here. We went to a coffee house in LA that is owned by some Kiwis and some Aussies.

Don't be silly, women aren't capable of making their own decisions!

a weeping willow because it was so awful that I cried

I have a friend that just moved to California from Australia. He made my try a flat white and it tasted like a licking a tree.

I'll bring the pinot as in "I don't know what I've done to you but I'll take a pinot grigio."