Shit like this enrages me so much that it makes me want to throw my keyboard against the wall. Which is fine, because the Logitech 2600 Wireless Keyboard is built to sustain impacts of up to 600 pounds of force.

Hopefully now you guys have a better understanding of why I broke up with her.

Ms. Meyers -thank you for your coverage of this important story. I have tried to read all your posts and all the comments to them and that has been a gut-wrenching exercise. To be covering it had to be difficult. And then to imagine the horror these women and girls have endured - the stripping away of trust, the…

A YouTube video with nearly 900,000 views titled “Why Anthem Should Scare You | Has EA Destroyed Bioware?” just miiiight be the type of thing that the second-to-last paragraph of this article is talking about.

I’ll be that guy.

No, you didn’t chip in, you get Honeydew

MAYO IS GOOD*

I mean, it was interesting for a minute to have someone with enthusiasm for the whole game. He provided some good insight in the first couple of games, and everyone started sucking him off, then he started trying to call plays. That’s where it just got annoying. And as far as the genius insight of guys trying to gain…

Counterpoint: Tony Romo is fucking awful and I mute football games he calls because, yes, I know “First name of QB” needs to take a timeout here. Please don’t repeat it to me 4 times per under 2 minute possession. The one slightly interesting football insight he might give you per game isn’t worth listening to him…

3. Slow sprint-out time: WWII’s multiplayer maintains a decent pace of action, but the game often feels like it punishes submachine gun rushers. “Sprint-out time” is the time it takes your gun to come back up and fire after the player finishes sprinting. If a player is rushing to an objective point and an enemy…

Just read a review of it and this is how it’s described.

Wait, are you fucking serious about that shredded Cinnamon Toast Crunch??? WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT COME OUT?! WHY HAS NO ONE SAID ANYTHING TO ME?!!!

See, I actually read this and think “that’s a relatively normal, smart dude from an affluent family” when I read that article. And it makes me like him more. He just happens to be incredibly talented at football, but is a normal kid who isn’t just a football robot like most others.

I don’t mind family style in some cases, but what’s the deal with the brother-in-law a) doing all of the ordering and, b) ordering far too little of it to satisfy anybody?? You do family style so you can crowd source that meal and have so much damn food that nobody can walk properly when they leave.

Last guy, D. What the fuck! Isn’t the whole point of going out that everyone can get what they want?