Um... who’s “we?”

Dude, come with some winning lottery numbers if you insist on acting like you can see the future.

Word; I’m not a fan, per se... but if it wasn’t for spiders, the world would be overrun with all the other insects they eat.

Man, how loathed Barney... and it wasn’t even still a thing by the time I had my kid...

Weird:

Point taken about locale.

That said, I’m also fully vaxxed; I just don’t trust other people to behave accordingly, no matter what precautionary measures may be in place.

Same here; I can’t believe how nonchalant so many people are, acting as if everything has “gone back to normal.”

Holy fucksocks, you’re right; originally, ‘Howard and Marion Cunningham’ had three kids, not two.

She’s still the GOAT.

I hear ya; premature hair loss and/or getting gray hair “early” is a helluva thing.

Nah, you got it at least partly right; premature hair loss was indeed the main reason Steve left BC.

@Chastain86:

Guess that pivot to a music career didn’t work out so well...

Somehow, I doubt you even have $50 to pay anyone foolish enough to take you up on that wager.

Likely because Aaliyah’s fake id gives him plausible deniability... even though his alleged “faith” (or just common-fucking-sense) should have told him something was shady a/f about the whole affair.

This made me literally laugh aloud; that’s why I stay pulling you out the grays (and because Kinja sucks.)

Congrats to Miss Kylie, the first transwoman to win a season on Drag Race and I. AM. HERE. FOR. IT.

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