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Melissa Ulto
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That’s a stretch and you know it. Actresses ARE treated as sex objects by the general public; even if they’re not fucking on screen for our literal pleasure, there’s always that subconscious need for them to be sexually attractive because otherwise they’re clearly not worthy of our attention. (Just in case it’s not

Guys, simple rule. Let’s make this easy for you. If you wouldn’t say it to your male boss, don’t say it to me. I’ve been at several jobs where I am the only woman. And instead of letting me eat my goddamned lunch in peace, here’s what I get:

A couple of years at Harvard and an undeserved screenwriting Oscar?

I had to shut a dude down recently (after he shared this sympathetic post of Franken visiting someone woman in the hospital because I guess this was supposed to cancel out his behavior)  who also said he “wished there was an ethics investigation and there was a rush to punishment and he felt cheated.” I was like, I

I am very, very, very ok with never seeing Matt Damon in a movie again. This current movie seems like a real snooze-fest, just like him.

His insistence that butt pats aren’t rape and should be treated differently lead me to believe there’s a chance he’s a butt patter and wants to make it clear that’s it’s NOT RAPE, y’all!

Why do men get so many chances in Hollywood? There are thousands of people begging to be part of that industry, it’s not like you can’t find someone else who doesn’t harass and abuse women. Women get discarded for daring to age past 30 while men are allowed to work after assaulting, raping, harassing, etc.

WHEN THE FUCK WILL MEN STFU?!

LOL the problem is that yes there currently IS a continuum, but it’s one where prison punishment stops right around harm to children, and anything that happens to a grown ass woman is just “kind of shameful and gross... but we can work with that I guess.” Predators sometimes get caught and say they’re sorry and that

“Well, that’s the sign of somebody who—well, we can work with that”

I imagine the price that he’s paid at this point is so beyond anything that he—

shit mate (matt... whatever)... a simple he fucked up woulda done it

All the men should wear bright orange so they’re easy to spot and avoid

Or don’t show up. Force the tv shows to cancel their hours-long red carpet advertisement cash cow (or talk to a lot of dudes about their black tuxes). Watch the ratings of the awards plummet (half the people only tune in too see what people wore). Watch magazines that only judge women on their looks and hire creepy

The best protest would have been showing up in worn-out sweats and ponytails, without makeup or self-tanner or any of the bullshit that famous women are required to participate in if they want to be accepted. Refuse to be a sex object for them. Refuse to play by the rules of always having to be attractive.

I’d love for them to show up in nothing but a bikini and a Wish A Muthafucka Would!

You know what would be more effective then all those White celebrities wearing black designer gowns? NOT ONE WOMAN showing up at the Golden Globes. Not one—not the nominees, presenters, producers, tech people, designers. NOT ONE WOMAN. Let it be a total dickfest, to show what a real dickfest Hollywood is. I can hear

Fuck that. they should wear pajamas. Or a bikini. or bootie shorts. or a kaftan. whatever the fuck they would wear to make themselves feel awesome.

i hope all the dresses also have studs and spikes and chains on them so that they look even scarier and also physically repel men away from them. all the men. even their significant others.