Ten bucks and a fig newton says this will have a lot of ‘nice guys’ who will hope they can use it to find dates anyway...

Because in 2017 a White South African won the contest as opposed to 2016 when a Black South African won. Should a minority never win the contest?

I feel like you could have boiled this whole article down to:

Or a horse.

I think the idea is there’s no point in being boastful if you know nobody is going to read it?

Then change the photo. I’d have sex with Kate Beckinsale under almost any circumstance I can think of, and many that I have not.

Darn, I was hoping for an infographic to show what different symbols meant

The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential.

I don’t at all understand how that “applies equally well here”. The Democrats’ stated platform is to raise the minimum wage to $15, pass things like universal health care and mandatory sick days and workers’ rights, strengthen regulations, tax the wealthy, and increase the social safety net. The party and its members…

Also, Dennis Miller.

“Poking fun at the privileged is funny, poking fun at the disadvantaged is merely mean.”

That’s why the #1 rule of good comedy is to “punch up” 

Fox & Friends? It’s been on for years.

This is what I try so hard, in vain, to explain to those who act bewildered that all the good high profile comedians are on the left. They act like the media has been snubbing this massive wave of talented right wing comedians, and putting them out of work. There is nothing inherently funny about being far right in…

She was so great; no mistakes, flubbed lines or delays, and total commitment to the character.

We all know the answer to that DNA question. I’ve written repeatedly about Dolezal and interesting enough, and her so called version of “passing”. And yes, it is the same type of territory.

If all it took was just me confessing that “I’m a white woman” after growing up with around a lily white family, and then I went…

I don’t think he buys what he’s selling. “They’re running out of dresses” is such a simple-minded, naive fabrication that it’s almost charming, but no I honestly believe this is KILLING Donald. He pulled the mother of all cons to win King Of The World, and no one will come to his party, because no one loves him. This…

Had Elizabeth run I could have cast a vote for a nationalist, a populist, a thoughtful and honorable person who carries with her no sense of superiority or pretension. She is noble in her actions and usually in her words. Hell, she wrote a personal finance book that is still working its way through my mind.

Well, I’ll boycott the Holiday Bowl either way, just to be safe.

Please, let's not call this "rape." I'm sure that birth can sometimes be traumatic, but calling it "rape" does a real disservice to survivors.