Also: guitar players, and audio engineers with a taste for the past.

I realize that the telephoto lens used in the video is foreshortening the perspective but that runway looks remarkably “un-flat” to me. It looks like a rug that Daffy Duck skidded on. At one point you can see the wheels, then they go down into a ‘valley’ and then you can see them again as the come ‘over the hill’.  Is…

Where is this extra electricity to charge these huge numbers of new e-cars going to come  from? If it is the oil-fired plants that many cities are still using, there won’t be much of a savings in emissions. Electric cars without renewable electricity just kicks the can down the road. Not very far down the road, …

But he gave us Beavis and Butthead, so there’s that

In the games I played in, bluffing a word was common, but players were reluctant to challenge in a 3 or 4-handed game. Let someone else challenge, was the thinking. Why should I risk my turn to help the others?

Is it just me, or isn’t it obvious that they would have gotten tickets if they - you know - kind of hinted instead of demanded?

“I’d set it to vibrate and keep it on the table next to my plate,”

These are coffees that are sold in supermarkets. When I read the headline that said “supermarket coffees”, I thought this article was going to be about ShopRite Coffee and Foodtown Coffee.

maybe somebody could do it like they do on Law and Order where they offer her a glass of soda and then pick up the cup with surgical glove?   

When I saw this headline with this photo I thought “wild! There’s a football player with the same name as that guy from Iran!” What are the odds?

They are being forced by the FDA to remove “donuts” from their name, because their donuts are not really made from “dough” but rather from mutant 8-legged chickens.

“the black licorice Chuckle is the only distinctive one of the bunch and thus the most appreciated.”

Exactly. There is a difference between complaining: “this is too invasive” and complaining: “this is too effective”.

Yes you have Mister..... Smith. That’s your real name, right?

Smell like mice. When I had a mouse problem in my house, every time I went to visit a friend who had cats, their formerly standoffish felines found me irresistible.  

Before you can criticize Madonna for agreeing to tell anecdotes that she doesn’t have, you need to ask why would the organizers of the show even ask Madonna to do it? Surely there was someone else there with a more obvious, or closer connection to Aretha? Or even more stylistically related musically? If not, surely…

“sold music by making good records”

Sure, it’s totally true that if you remember to take off your shoe, you won’t get very far...

Though once an avid viewer of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, a show that used to be fun but has devolved into an unwatchable parade of worthless, money-hungry scammers who have lost every atom of what once made them charming and relatable

Except for boxing, the idea behind sports is that the focus is on a ball. The ball gets thrown and hit and kicked, and that is considered sufficient to mediate the struggle of the players.