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He takes a time-honoured political stance known as ‘Fuck you, I got mine’.

Lot of people on the GOP side who climbed a ladder to get where they are, and want to get elected so they can pull it up behind them.

This dumb fuck is the son of a cuban citizen who obtained political asylum here in the states, you would think of ALL people he would be a bit more sensitive to needs to immigrants. He is the worst kind of human trash, a rat faced hypocrite.

Yep, feel the same way. He’s a terrible garbage putty-faced monster but at least he’s CONSISTENT.

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But pregnancies are about 10 months (40 weeks).

“Tyga has been dogged in his pursuit of the minor (who does look older than her years in online photos)”

This crooked, myopic Republican congress has continuously *bragged* about blocking things, just to make Obama look bad.

Screw them.

That’s completely fucked up.

[or Oscar]

I know small batch breweries are all the rage these days but this is taking it a bit too far.

a rare medical condition called “auto-brewery syndrome,” in which the woman’s digestive system converts common food carbohydrates into alcohol.

Joining this website is basically the online-dating equivalent of moving to Portland.

Yeah, fine, some white people want to meet other white people. I get that, whatever. But, how hard is it to just go on any dating site and, you know, only consider the white people on there? Isn't that what people have done so far?

I don’t like mayonnaise

Yeah, to be fair, several commentators on this site said the same thing when jezebel reported on the Lawrence essay. The resounding attitude seemed to be “why do I care about a bunch of rich women?” Which, of course, is incredibly shortsighted because if the highest paid women in our country still can’t get paid what

I completely understand that this must feel incredibly shitty for Gutierrez, and I actually agree with her that the way the organization handled it was weirdly incompetent, but am I the only person who feels like she could be, I dunno, more gracious and good-humored about the whole thing? I mean, no one ‘took your

He is the worst for other reasons, but she took off her top and she has breast implants. Come on. Do you really think she was offended? She was prancing around topless. And I say this as someone who is a sex-worker.

PLACED A BOTTLE OPENER ON PENIS THINKING IT WOULD FEEL GOOD BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK AND NOW IT IS NECROTIC