THIS.

Sex and the City 2.

If by "salty chips or pretzels" you actually mean "a spoon" then yes.

Has anyone ever sat down with a jar of nutella and some salty chips or pretzels and used it like dip? Because...I...have...n't....?

Seriously. My heart goes out to this girl so much. Such evil fucking shitbags..

Also see Crazy Stupid Love with Ryan Gosling.

Yup. Equal-opportunity hot opposite-sex actors, please!

This is the best and only possible response to this.

You make it sound like these people have some kind of disease.

replying to you, because I don't want to get his responses in the black.

I'm involuntarily not rich. Time to start a movement!

Hey, my 1 year old takes some pretty impressive iphone self portraits. I'll sell them for much less if anyone is interested?

So really what you're trying to do, Barry, is hide the evidence that abstinence-only sex ed doesn't work. Also, by deciding to carry their pregnancies to term (and either raise the child or give him/her up for adoption), these girls are making the choice that ab-only supporters (who are, let's face it, always…

This reminds me of some of the early coverage of President Obama, where he was described as "lithe and sinewy" with "mannish hands."

Or the first bio-pieces on John Quincy Adams, whose cheeks were "supple" and whose lips were "succulent."

Or maybe none of that happened. Either way, Ailsa Chang should be ashamed.

Even if we did say, accept the ridiculous premise that it's up to men to decide whether or not we're unhappy with our bodies, the men themselves give such back and forth opinions that it's almost impossible to figure out whether something is bad or good:

This is super hypocritical, because I think most slut-shamers would consider Chrissy Teigen a "slut." So she should understand better than anyone why that insult is wrong. It's OK for her to make a career out of her body and being sexy, but not anyone else? If she feels positive at all about what she does, and if she…

I -like- this article—primarily because it grapples with the indefensible nature of the term "slut." I've often heard it said that a woman has, "acted slutty," or, "dressed slutty," because she was being flirtatious or her clothing revealed her cleavage (*gasp!* *shock!* *MORAL INDIGNATION!*), but I rarely hear of…

"I'm twice as likely to not graduate high school because I was born in a country that doesn't provide reasonable child care to both teen and adult moms, so my teenage mother won't have the ability to finish her education herself, because to provide her with that ability might marginally raise the deficit. Additional…