See, and the thing that is crazy to me is that you totally have a willing body of undergraduates who would be ready to do that job. With all the people studying education or wanting to get job/volunteer experience with kids, you would think they would be able to find people to work there and watch their fellow…

Really I just want to know where Theo James has been all my life. Those lips. *swoon*

I didn't get a card! I want a card! Can you make me a copy of your card so I can change the dates on it and pretend it's my card?

I did. I giggled. I mean, I appreciate this story fully, but that's an unfortunate URL.

IRRELEVANT NOW? Have you SEEN their most recent winner?

Oh good. I'll forget this conversation ever even happened by then.

I JUST WATCHED THE EPISODE WHERE SHE MET THE KOREAN BOY AT THE PARTY. TELL ME IT ISN'T HIM. WAIT TELL ME IT IS. WAIT DON'T TELL ME ANYTHING!!!! (What's happening in my brain right now. Don't worry, nothing has actually been spoiled.)

SPOILERS! COME ON! I just started watching this show on Netflix! Damn it! (Kidding.) (Sort of.) :)

Marti Noxon, the creator and executive producer of Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce, who previously worked on Grey's Anatomy and Mad Men,

Nope. NYC basically has those, especially on the older trains. Leg spreaders, even with a drawn line of demarcation and raised area between two seats, still know no bounds.

Also, George Zimmerman was selling his paintings on ebay.

ME. TOO. Old people also love my forearm tattoo. It's an Oscar Wilde quote and they always go "Awwwww."

The real question here is why Coach hasn't been a regular the whole god damn time. I didn't understand the Winston thing. I mean, he grew on me, but went I first saw it happen, I thought, "Do you guys really think you can just replace one black character with another one with only a quick line to mention it and I'm…

Samesies with my uncle. Well it didn't get to that extent, but when we found out he got arrested in a huge cocaine ring bust last year, the whole family breathed a collective sigh of relief. Prison is the only place where he will remain in housing and sober. Hopefully. There's only so much you can do. Hugs.

On Halloween my junior year of college, I party hopped and ended up at a frat house down the road from me. I passed out after some beers on my friend's couch. I woke up around 6:30 am, keenly aware that I had to teach a freshman class later that day that I was not 100% planned for. I ran home in the freezing cold air…

I need a gif of him saying "Let's get down to business" STAT.

Yes. This has been the thing driving me more fucking crazy than anything else. A few of my otherwise worldly, very smart, probably feminist male friends have sent me messages like "wow, guess I'm glad I didn't meet you on the street" after I got in multiple arguments online about this video. Would you have been a…

Mad skillz, yo.

THESE TRUE STORIES ARE WAY FUCKING CREEPIER THAN THE SUPERNATURAL ONES. FUCK.

Nope, definitely not crying at work right now, not at all.