She’s just a black hole of charisma and I can’t see anyone choosing to listen to her for more than ten minutes, not that she would have that much to say in the first place 

She wouldn’t actually HAVE to work though. There are no real requirements for what Senators have to do. They aren’t obligated to write legislation, serve on committees, or even show up for every vote. She could sit in the seat and do fuck all. It’s the voters’ prerogative to “fire” useless senators, but since voters…

I’m sure the current plan is to have Daddy do all her campaigning for her (so he can have MEEEEEE rallies) but he’s going to be in jail or dead by then, and I really don’t think she could handle doing everything a campaign demands.

... and her ludicrous taste in clothing is mind-boggling. How long before she wears a 3' long red tie to make herself look slimmer?

That’s the thing about the Trump kids, they don’t have that same shitbag charisma that gives Don Sr. the cartoonish pro-wrestling heel vibe. They just completely suck at life.

What is the context of this gif again? And can she ever not present herself as a Stepford wife?

To be fair, what did the poor Norwegians do to be dragged into this? :( 

Let her primary Rubio, who is dumb as a stump and happily supports Trump whenever convenient. He also wasn’t going to run for Senate again when he ran for President, but changed him mind when sooooo many people begged him to stay. He’s fullashit. Ivanka will beat him easily, because Republicans just love anything Trump…

I despise Bullshit Barbie, but let’s be fair, Hillary Clinton was also a carpetbagger. The Clintons bought their NY home after she decided to run for Moynihan’s vacated senate seat. I can totally see Vanky running against Rubio and winning. Little Marco better watch his back. Unless of course NY comes through for us…

Going straight for a Senate seat, huh? That’s a bold choice Cotton. Let’s see how that works out for her.

No, he’s just on Paler.

You’re exactly right.

For $10,000 I'll get you a hacked phone with Parler and Amazon Web Services installed. 

Forever convinced that people calling any of this censorship neither know how to use their phone or know about any website other than Facebook and Twitter, so they HAVE to have EVERY piece of information on those two exact sites or else it’s a “free speech issue.” Like cmon it’s not censorship just because you don’t…

*Rudy Giuliani books press conference at the Waldorf Beauty Parlor in Astoria, Queens.

“He’s clearly not in a good place” - every family member of a MAGA supporter

yeah i think about dying every day but that was long before trump and will continue long after. 

So have I, and I’m not a fucking sociopath.

Not a great loss, but I do wish Mumford & Sons had showed up instead. Those guys fucking suck.

In the time it took them to offer some lame ass excuses I was able to delete the few albums I have by them both. Still thousands upon millions of albums and artists to listen to who aren’t confused, disgusting casually racist and bigoted knobs. Nothing about that gathering was peaceful and they are both complicit by…