Yeah he is just a hack, only thing worse than a conservative is someone who holds the same views as a conservative but pretends they are an 'outsider'.

*imaginary friends

except the only two ways that statement makes sense is

Well duh! Not all med school friends go through med school.

He is the epitome of a dumb person who thinks they are smart. The fucking epitome. I am dumb, but I know my limitations which means I don't get caught looking like an arse like this prick.

I could really use an article on how to describe what you want to a hairdresser using their language, but I would need it by 2:30pm eastern time, which I recognize is a LOT to ask. I am biting the bullet and getting bangs again, long side-swept bangs. There is a 50-50 chance I will regret the choice immediately.

I don't have any of the Lorac pro palettes but I do have the Lorac Unzipped Palette which is a great price and quality product. My second job is in the biz, so for $40 plus my discount it was a great buy and I use it more often than I do my Naked palettes.

Needed more sausage puns, but two of my favorite OPI colors are from that collection, German-icure and Every Month is Oktoberfest.

I particularly enjoyed the OPI German collection, if only for the names.

I switched over to Ulta for pretty much the same reason. Also, I can't really find some of the "drugstore" brand stuff that I don't want to spend big money on at Sephora, but I can at Ulta.

Oh yes, I have Naked 3 and I try to use all of them but I'm still afraid of Blackheart.

I was really ashamed when I hit VIB Rouge, but then I realized that if I simply replace the products I use as they run out, and get my haircare/skincare/makeup products at Sephora, it adds up quickly. I stopped being ashamed and realized how much I had been previously spending at Target and department stores without…

YES.

Wait til you hit Rouge! It's terrible! And kind of fun! But mostly terrible. Kind of funny. I was planning a makeup history (ideally weekly) feature on GT. So there will suddenly be A LOT of beauty stuff. Exciting :)

Finally, a Jezebel vertical to encourage my Sephora habit (I am simultaneously ashamed and overjoyed that I reached VIB status last year)!

Oh. I'm so glad my cat only shits on the floor.

I'm pretty sure that schadenfreude and fremdshamen are my only emotions.

stop pisssplaining to us

Yeah, my partner pees sitting down. He finds it more comfortable. The masculinity police haven't come for him yet.