Also that lipstick is amazing and 90s Nia Long is definitely a good look to strive for.

If you still want to rock matte brown lips this weekend you can always make do with brown pencil eyeliner (on your lips, of course). I used to line my lips with brown eyeliner and blend (blend a lot!) with a pink or orange shade of lipstick to get the color I wanted. But I might or might not have chosen to go all…

This one was selected especially for you. And this wig and outfit are a particular favorite of mine.

If it weren't for the fact that she's kept a tight grip on her life rights, I'd honestly be surprised there wasn't a biopic about her until now.

No problem. Who doesn't like to talk about their wedding?!? And yeah, good food was important to me. I'm one of those insufferable food snobs; I couldn't have lived with it if my wedding had the standard rubber chicken or dry beef banquet catering.

yes i never apologize to the clueless haters who have no idea that this is a master piece.

I would kill for a series that begins at Dolly's early career. I WOULD KILL FOR IT.

YEEEEEESSSS!!!!!! If you haven't read it before you simply must read her autobiography, Dolly: My Life and Other Unfinished Business. It's so good, and she is so damn delightful! I'm assigning 30 some pages of it in my History of the South class this semester, I love it (and her) so much.

I adore this woman. Exhibit A:

Never apologize for loving Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Never.

Okay, let's do this thing.

Kenny Rogers cameo, plz.

YES.

I AM SO EXCITED! My very first post was about Dolly Parton and I stand firm in my love for her, her plastic face and deep smokey charm.

Favorite two quotes by her of all time:

The only thing that makes me sad about this is that it not a series. I want a whole damn season of Dolly. And actually, lets let her read the news, too. I am absolutely sure that she could read and isis story and still make me feel that everything is going to be ok.

Somebody light up the sequin-covered Dolly siren: Vulture reports Ms. Parton has just signed a deal with NBC to work on not one but two family-friendly movies based on her "stories, songs, and inspiring life." Details are scarce but I don't need anything more than this to say gimme a date and I'm there.

Am I the only one who thinks this thing looks like Beavis?

I loved watching this man get progressively more pissed off. She's so delightfully ballsy, even for a Daily Show reporter.

The way you think: I like it.