Thank you for saying this.

Wat no fellow Alabamian!

Agreed with the other poster, come to Alabama sometime and buy a watermelon off of some guy's truck in a gas station parking lot. It'll be the best goddamn thing you can eat on a summer day in the sun.

Just the thought of green bananas makes my teeth itch.

I was a front of the house guy for three restaurants before marrying a fellow waiter (waitress, but I prefer to use waiter for both genders...and I hate the term server), but had some back of the house experience as well. The chefs and kitchen staff in fine dining were some bad asses, very much including the drag…

Cantaloupe is one of those fruits where 96% of them are horribly unripe but when you finally have a good one, its transcendent. Like a Harry & David pear.

Once during my table-waiting days, a woman ordered a salad with only romaine lettuce. This wasn't an issue cause the kitchen kept the iceberg and the romaine separate. I put in her order with a note for romaine only, double checked it when the order was up, and took it out to her. No big.

Except she complained that…

It's not wild broccoli.

I tended bar at a Friday's in College. It was on the ground floor of a hotel and we did room service orders. One night, I had a very young couple come and eat. Super nice and all. I was also on room service that night, so I had to take orders on the phone and run the cart up, etc. Of course we had a system for this,…

They can 'sugar' coat it all they want at the end of the day, the men on these sites are usually creeps that you wouldn't want to even acknowledge their existence if you ran into one of them on the street and I would hope that these young women realize that and not sign up for this site. A sugar daddy or someone that…

The first story reminds me of back when I worked on a beauty counter. I had this elderly couple come up (the woman looked exactly like the 'Wat' lady) and purchase a few face care items. Once the purchase had gone through the woman asked for her free gift. We didn't have any promotions running at that time so I asked…

I worked at a crappy restaurant chain that had an all-you-can-eat buffet, and the most popular item on it, when we had it, was chicken wings. We all hated chicken wing days because they took 8.5 minutes from frozen to done in the deep fryer, and that is for-fucking-ever when you have a sudden rush and people standing…

Jesus Christy, does that one cook hunt xenomorphs on the weekend

THERE YOU ARE, BCO! I MISSED YOU SO!

If she told you, she'd have to kill you.

Badass Chef is the most badass to have ever badassed. Seriously. She's my hero.

Everyone wants to know what happened to the last chef after that incident but I want to know her entire life story BEFORE. What kind of life did she live where she even knew how to do that?

I totally understand about the song. I feel the exact same way about popular Christmas music. The grocery store I worked in through high school and college would start playing Christmas music shortly after Halloween and keep it on till mid-January (why?!). Of course being a grocery store there were only 15 songs on…

this one reads like a B-movie feste...