But sir, how can these three roomates not be into pussies if they are living with all those cats? Jiminy Crickets, that's a lot of kitties not to love.

Maybe some people don't swing that way. Gah!!

It's you! Yea!!! Where have you been, Dear Leader?

I will give that a try! Did you find after using it for a while they learned to just stay away from all plants, or is it something you have to keep on top of?

You got a point there! Maybe it was named for an ex gf. That would be some shade. One day you're minding your own business, trying to figure out what to do about your lady problem. You fall down a Wikepedia hole, then boom there it is. It's the Santorum effect.

Oh, I believe it and I now feel like a jerk for even bringing it up. In all the time that I dealt with databases full of thousands of names, I kept all of my thoughts about names to myself. I'm anonymous here and threw out this non sequitur so I can hopefully get some closure. I'm sure the Candidas of the world know…

Oh!!! I love you for sharing this : ) Groucho and Gummitch look very happy with their setup. That's a great idea.

Good catch! I feel so much better knowing that they have fake plants. I mean, I know I can't build the jungle gym or afford all the Roombas or build the giant litter closets. Seeing the pretty orchids and whatnot really sent me over the edge with jealousy.

And how is it possible for him to have 18 cats and not one of them eats those gorgeous houseplants? The only thing my eldest hasn't nibbled on was the Christmas tree. I still had to monitor the stand because he decided it was a great new watering hole.

Hells ya. The shuttle's a runnin! The Pussy Wagon is the grooviest way to haul all the fine tail coming in through the doors.

He doesn't call his place "The Pussy Palace" for nothin' that's for sure

I knew of a Candida once. Every time I saw that name I screamed "Yeast Infection!" really loud in my head.

If you get locked up, I know someone that can get you out.

Team green olives here. Woo.

Damn dude. How about a trigger warning next time? I come here for happy kitty stories. Gah!

I'm with you. Especially if I'm getting private yoga sessions.

I was living in South Texas when Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face who was then hospitalized. PETA protested at the hospital in raccoon costume with a sign "Don't Be a Dick, Stop Hunting".

The readers of Foster's Daily Democrat must be very polite people judging by the zero comments on the op/ed pieces.

Someone made a law a while back that says Burger King can only give away 5 free meals at a time. They used to give away more free meals but I think someone may have died and ruined it for everyone else : (

Goopyth's sex bark sounds worse than a dog bite.