Bag of flour. That's being generous. Sacks of something tend to come to mind when I think about most of these politicians.

I feel like a terrible person for saying this *but*...

Are you making a Boehner in the Biden joke?

Bread bags for shoes? Whhhell.... I guess if she could afford store bought bread she must have had some advantages after all! I was really hoping for a graphic story about how when she grew up castrating hogs, she also learned to skin them and handcraft bootstraps. And by golly, if she can pull herself up by her…

OR the Grindr scene!

I'm just here for the takedown of the pigballs lady that Erin alluded to last week.

No shit, right? What is confession even FOR if not for being absolved for these kinds of things? If I were Catholic I'd be in there confessing up a storm for many reasons including pregnancy avoidance. I wonder if all the people that don't use birth control because they are Catholic also follow every single tenet of…

I've been getting into the new Frontline docs that have been released on Netflix. The one about The Vatican was actually really good. The portion regarding Pope Francis was especially interesting to me. I am all for a more liberal Pope and based on what I have learned about him thus far, I think it's a step in the…

LOL. Yeah. And I bet he's the type to have a dick pick for an avatar. Who sends extremely presumtuous introductory messages that include instructions for exactly how he expects you to to behave with him. Gag.

Good God, Girder. Between this and the Vajankle, and that creepy cunnilingus gif from Paultoes, I might as well just drown my eyes in bleach. I'm afraid to continue any further down this punny rabbithole with you. Who knows what might await me next!

That is really sad : (

This is awesome, but the "wrinkled soles" guys are going to feel so left out! I guess you can't please all the foot/vagina combo people all the time.

I, for one, very much enjoy plastic surgery disasters.

*famous rich white woman.

Rammstein is what is played in a titty bars by over the hill DJs who never really got into techno. See also: White Zombie & Lords of Acid.

Thanks in advance for the nightmares, paultoes.

Right?

I forgot about GG. I guess he growed up to play a decent dude on tv.

It sure beats stealing people's mail for kicks.

It's so funny to see Sebastian Bach on that clip snarking on L7. Two words Sebastian: hair band.