Same thing with me except with popcorn chicken w/ Louisiana hot sauce. I have to avoid any and all things that remind me of this combo. Just thinking about it now makes me want to hork.

Oh I know. I apologize if you took what I said as mean spirited. I've gotten my taste of nasty notifications recently and I am trying to be better from here on out.

Sorry to make this all about me because i really feel bad about the dick arm girl but...

You're right, I'm sure I could. The websites selling the kinds of dye I want looked kinda sketch so I gave up. I also had a bad experience from an "authorized dealer" of perfume on Amazon that ended up being bogus. You never know.

This is what happens when anyone can buy tattoo guns off the internet?

I don't even know how the whole food stamps thing got started here. I guess the assumption was that she couldn't get another kind of liquor another way. So she must be poor and on food stamps. You're right, though, in order to be 3x the legal limit, that would take a LOT of vanilla.

Get rid of her. Employees like this can and will poison the well. If it's stressful for you, imagine what it's like for others who have no say in the matter. It does nothing for morale when workers see asshole-ery tolerated.

Whatever your options are, they can wait until you're through the hangover. It's too easy to beat yourself up and get into a really negative frame of mind. Get some rest, eat something good, tell yourself you're going to take some kind of action, but try to leave it alone while you're in the throes of a hangover.…

Lol! Most of my drunken exploits involved dancing and nudity not always in that order.

I have been in this situation on both sides. The last relationship before my current one, I was the Dump-ee. I knew in my heart of hearts that he didn't want to continue down the same path to marriage like I did, but it was really hard for me to bring myself to leave him. The thought of not being with him was harder…

I agree this is pathetic, but I don't buy the food stamps theory. The alcoholics/addicts I used to know always traded their food stamps to get the hookup.

I would have opted for mouthwash before vanilla, personally. In my drunker days my friends and I used Rumpelmintz like Scope after rallying.

Hey there, from one person who's had her share of shame-spiral-inducing incidents to another- I totally get where you are coming from. Like, most of the REALLY bad choices I've made in my life occured while drinking. (And unfortunately I never blackout when I drink so I carry a lot souveniers that I'd rather not…

Vanilla flavored hurl that will ruin vanilla for you forever.

Doesn't Yelp seek out and reward the "super reviewers"? I remember reading something about how these people who review frequently get to go to special parties and openings and such. I would think that would encourage them even more to be a PITA and receive crappier service.

I watched it last night and let me tell ya- 30 minutes in and I told my bf that I'm never having kids. The sleep deprivation alone. When she went to the doctor and asked for tranquilizers I was like "get some of that shit for you too!". Then the Babadook really got started and it was "NOPE" all the way to the end.

That's a tough one. Maybe the dry cleaner might know something? The only other service that does "de-smokification" is like a car place that has some chemical process that they use on the inside.

Thanks for the recommendations! They are truly appreciated. My "suggestions" by Netflix are all out of whack because I watched a bunch of documentaries. So it takes a lot of digging to get to content sometimes. My most recent find that I can recommend is "The Honourable Woman" but it's a spy series and may not be an…

I feel for you Bunny. I used to get them all the time. Here's hoping you better soon.

My boyfriend and I were clutching each other for dear life through the whole movie. Can't imagine going it alone. He just walked up the stairs after taking the dogs out and I swear he's out to get me now. That's ok because he says he got scared of his own shadow out there in the night waiting for them to pee.