THAT'S GREYCIST!

Good God.

I believe you and I'm going to take your word for it.

Don't forget: "If I Was A Girl" Dudes

WTF was "Cock smells like carrots" all about?

I love the fact the we finally found a way to make clip art from 1997 relevent again! Yay clip art! And yay whoever made this! And yay Sneakys for posting. This is awesome!

(1) Kim Kardashian literally got her start from highly publicized cock sucking. Prove me wrong.

I know what you mean. My eyes just weren't meant to have that cute little swoopy line on the outside corners. The shape of mine doesn't lend itself to that so I'm always admiring it on others and a little jealous when I see it in the wild.

Not to mention the distressed skinny jeans with holes in the knees.

Probably not but maybe the next guy does.

I'm just here for all the "I hate Texas but Austin's pretty cool I've been there one time" people.

"How To Get Any Girl to Cuddle, Lovemake, Work For Free, & Join Your Cult With This One Crazy Trick!"

Option 3: People that would benefit from royalties of Cosby show syndication have a vested interest in protecting Cosby's reputation come to his defense.

I went to see the Hobbit with my boyfriend today because I love him and he begged me. Little did we know today was also senior day at the movie theater. The running commentary For the entire 7 hours of the film went something like this:

Sure, why not?

He is Christian Grey to me and nothing you can say will make me stop referring to this random Craigslist dude as Christian Grey. Hmmph!

Dammit, Michael. Now I can't just unilaterally hate Terry Richardson.

Maybe his name is Christian Grey.

A sleeping bag? Are you crazy? The dude said he lives in a furnished apartment and doesn't have room for your useless clutter. Basking in this man's spiritual light should be enough to keep you warm.

Yes!!! The Roomba Cat gif to end all Roomba Cat gifs!!!