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Had I been drinking, I would have done a spit-take when he wrote 'PC police' up there. Surely no-one would use that phrase in a non-ironic fashion?

Thank you! Most of me knows that (hence making a date in the first place) but still, the rotten depressive part of my brain continues to insist otherwise!

Oy, I have been on OkCupid for over a year but am only now about to meet someone for the first time, mostly because she pretty much told me to ask her out and I am absolutely terrified. I haven't been in a relationship for 3 years and haven't been with anyone (further than a furtive drunken make-out session or two at

Amen, I have never read a statement that screamed "THEY ARE LEADING YOU ON!!!" more than "she agreed to be my "it's complicated" on Facebook."

You live in West Auckland, what did you expect?

Every single 'recap' Larry King does in that episode is solid gold.

I saw this at the cinema during the film festival and, as a massive (like, the size of a house) Pulp fan thoroughly enjoyed it but yeah, as everyone else is saying, it's more of a concert film than a doco about Pulp or Sheffield.

"to maintain consistency in his style of near-Shakespearean tête–à–têtes between Norse gods followed by shawarma references."

From “Bachelor Chow” (which has since been invented, it’s called Easy-Mac)

They call it 'shelving'. I was really drunk once and covered my finger in molly and shoved it up there and can report that I definitely am an idiot.

She is also a pretty excellent MC.

I think he did a very good job with a character who was the standard Hollywood sexless homosexual martyr who exists solely to teach the main character a lesson about compassion.

Sadly Jon Anderson got all the respect that sample generated.

Where did she say she would "would appreciate it if the rest of everybody else would forgive him".

Please reassure me that I am overly sensitive and there are no racial implications behind the examples used in your post?

I saw Hands on a Hard Body (the documentary) very young and for some reason must have thought it was more well known than it was, because I initially thought your post above describing the film was some kind of wonderful joke. Now I'm just gutted that it will never exist.

I never saw this film but I remember Peter Travers in Rolling Stone bending over backwards to find ways to compliment Lindsay Lohan's performance.

It was an absolute pleasure to see Fulcher pop up on the first season of Drunk History talking about Abraham Lincoln. My housemate had as asthma attack after hyperventilating from laughing so hard at him, so I guess he won that episode.

Oh amazing, I will have to get it by less than legal means but the 4th is a public holiday here so this will go very well with my hangover.

New Zealand had a pretty vibrant tourist economy pre-LOTR. Also, we didn't have a hard-right government who colluded with Jackson and Warner Bros to pretend the films were going to be shot off-shore, gut labour laws and blame the whole thing on unions back in the early 00s: http://www.theguardian.com/…