Oh, I didn’t know they were giving out medals for fifth place now.

Taking Caster out doesn’t get you a medal, but thanks for being a sore loser, Lynz.

Spoiler alert: It won’t be.

Pastor Kioko added: “But we noticed the man was determined to leave. So it was agreed that they live in peace in their separate homes

Wait for the facts to come out. I’m sure the woman deserved it.

I never understand I-talians like this. I'm sure her grandparents, who would've lived under Mussolini, didn't think of themselves as Africans. I'm sure no Italian thought they were African when they were busily spraying mustard gas on Ethiopia. I'm sure no I-talian thought they were Africans when they brutally crushed…

“On this week’s episode of white people please cut it out...”

I actually love Pokemon Go and I’m absolutely team how and also why is he staying out till 5 AM. I’m a Youth, and that just sounds utterly exhausting.

I know, right? The trailers looked so meh, and every time I saw a picture of Jared Leto, I thought “oh Christ, not this guy again...”

most people praised some performances—Viola Davis

But has anyone made a Hall & Oates “I Can’t Go For That (No Kendu)” joke?

I think this is a good place to leave this.

Is that the case, or am I just even incompetent at being incompetent? PLOT TWIST

I didn't know that Abigail Fisher had changed her name.

Jezebel rules! Stay outta Riverdale!

Ellie, don’t listen to the haters. I concur.

white str8 dudes: HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT WE DOIN

HOW ABOUT THOSE GODDAMN DOCTORS LEARN TO GODDAMN WRITE LIKE GODDAMN NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS?!

Can we make “Cribbing Melania” a thing? Please, please, please, pretty please?

I am curious as to why she thinks native Zambians think angels would have long blonde hair.