The Soviets, much less squeamish, just went and did it:

Yeah, I read up on it in the meantime. Didn't really pay attention before, just noticed a couple of negative headlines.Thanks for info!

Long before that could happen, all planetary mass will have been converted into a matrioshka brain, inhabited by 10 trillion post-humans and AIs, so your point is moot.

Totally official license, I'm sure.

True words. Seconded.

I agree. RomComs basically.

Definitely top 3, but few will agree.

I was thinking sequel to 'Escape from L.A.'. There, I solved the power outage quiz. Do I get my star now?

This, allegedly, was pitched to NBC:

Gamma rays change genes since, well, forever.

It's 'weed' (THC) and MDMA, actually, both non-addictive. Don't think crystal meth is a very good idea to self-synthesize or consume.

Well, I'm a heterosexual guy, so of course she's a she!

Ok, now we need to get these cells to produce something useful, like delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol or 3,4-methylenedioxy-N-methylamphetamine, and I'm set.

Yeah, but she had a nose job, so that doesn't count.

Some are left, so there is hope!

Where does that stored energy come from then? The two and a half minutes mentioned in the article was a value based on the sun energy absorbed by the whole of earth in that time. Hulk can only absorb a billionth or so in the same time, so actually he would need eons to accumulate the necessary energy for just one…

Amazing that 200 kg of matter, fully converted, would translate into two and a half minutes of the sun's energy output reaching Earth. We really need to get that antimatter thingy going.

The point is that the trait for inter-species cooperative behavior leads to an additional evolutionary bonus in this case, which might be the root of domestication.

There goes free speech.

This looks by far better than everything the boring, cheesy last franchise delivered, and that's a fact.