Thanks, Captain Obvious!

He could have easily used TehWrong but he done fucked it up.

“Dammit. I would give you 2/3 of a star if I could”—many fine people

Lol, no kidding. That’s some serious Monty Burns weak wrist action going on there.

For someone who assumed Texas sports media does nothing but polish the Cowboys’ collective knobs (apart from ripping the team’s performance when applicable obviously), this is quite refreshing and kinda awesome.

Another big Dallas sports personality, Mike Doocy, had a live interview with Jerrah scheduled last night. After Jones showed up they told Doocy that the anthem discussion was off limits, and Mike Doocy told him to kick rocks, then did his live segment alone.

Dale Hansen is a goddamn treasure and should run for senate or president or some shit.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo butter slicer, dude.

It’s a slippery slope because if the Lerner family pays for this guy’s treatment, before long you’ll have people in this country paying to put other people’s kids through school, or you’ll be paying to put out a fire at someone else’s house, or you’ll be paying to pave roads that you never drive on, and that is NOT…

Knowing Gordon, he’s just keeping us all in suspensions.

A Police Lineup

The Dearth Lineup

Why are they so quick to defend owners over players? Doesn’t seem that complicated to me, it’s really a black-and-white situation.

At this point, I genuinely don’t know what it’ll take for Pruitt to resign

Do Not Ever Underestimate....

You’re probably more productive than 75% of the population. You deserve an iPhone X.*

I was hoping Apple to leverage the advantages of the OLED screen more. Why not have notifications always on (at least have it as an option)? A mode that skins the phone so it runs more like WatchOS (i.e. black backgrounds with color icons).