Here’s a palette cleanser:

I didn’t realize “Oh, the places you’ll go” had another literal meaning.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I was demoted because I was white & I made too much.

With the racism of 1796.

Leave it to the Raiders to draft a guy who might leave the field in a Hurst.

That’s a poem!

Hey, friendly reminder.

To the other 11 Cavs:

It’s definitely real, it wasn’t a new car, just new to him so a pre-existing crack on the windshield is entirely reasonable.

don’t worry, mexico will pay for it.

That’s an awfully slow response time by Milwaukee police.

Nailed It.

On the flip side we don’t have to actually interact with the poors when we shop on Amazon, unlike having to look a WalMart employee in the eye while checking out knowing that they’re probably on food stamps just to survive.

Who put these damn onions in my desk?

Now that’s some offensive rebounding!

So what’s the over/under before some doofus reads this as “Iam Aman” and goes to city council bitching about a Mooslim sculpture because Tennessee?

Someone has to file a DMCA complaint before he can be taken down.

Know what would solve this?More guns.