That’s a poem!

Hey, friendly reminder.

To the other 11 Cavs:

It’s definitely real, it wasn’t a new car, just new to him so a pre-existing crack on the windshield is entirely reasonable.

don’t worry, mexico will pay for it.

That’s an awfully slow response time by Milwaukee police.

Who put these damn onions in my desk?

Now that’s some offensive rebounding!

So what’s the over/under before some doofus reads this as “Iam Aman” and goes to city council bitching about a Mooslim sculpture because Tennessee?

So essentially this:

Not sure why the investigation only taking a day is a big deal. If you claim that your hair was cut in a specific office at or around X hour and video shows that you were nowhere near that place before, during, or after X hour, I’m not sure why we’re acting like the school is sweeping the issue under the rug.

Yeah, Killer Mike is a useful idiot for RWNJs.

I give this trade one thumb up.

This man will not shut up or dribble.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

Also, this reply is good:

Let’s not be too quick to judge Ms. DeVos. Maybe her plan was to meet with three people, then each of those people would meet with three more people, and so on and so on.

Derek Jeter is setting a great example for the rest of Florida by attempting to purge the Marlins of every arm they’ve got.