He plays like he’s never even been to Lithuania.

Damn Afflalo, you got Serb’d! 

Two phony rocket attacks in one week.

President Trump after your recently reported comments on Africa, are you concerned that the Black Panther movement is gaining traction in Wakanda?

(Un) Fortunately the video isn’t up anymore.

Right Wing Nutters: “America is the greatest country in the world and fuck you if you don’t recognize and celebrate American Exceptionalism!”

She sounds like an opportunist though.

Me too.

“I learned to read!”

For the non-Swifties, let me humbly recommend The National’s Boxer as the only album you need for that odd late night/early morning New Year’s comedown:

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

Jesus. If that’s Innocent, I don’t want to see Guilty.

So typical of a Trump supporter to say that geological disasters are someone else’s fault.

I know they were walking, but she’s still 900 miles behind The Proclaimers.

Pro tip for my comment: click play on all four as quickly as possible and then adjust the volume for the videos, so the first is at full volume, the second at 1/2, then 1/3, and then 1/4. It creates a really cool echo effect.

In undergrad, I was in the radio station and we threw the best parties. This song often got spun multiple times a night to no complaints.

John Turturro looking fuckin FIT these days.

“if we evolved from monkeys, why are there monkeys?”

Apparently not, and that’s precisely the problem.

You may be the only one who considers that a joke.