I didn’t know he was a Kaeperkorn.

What a lousy attorney. Can’t tell the difference between conscious and conscience.

This is progress. Usually Cleveland police protest browns by shooting them.

☐ Mayweather

Under, 32, 12 and 7 with 3 blocks of Kyrie and 5 mean mugs.

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a Joker...

They should only guarantee the first year.

Nothing can eclipse Goodell’s mediocrity.

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

The man claims he has been running track since high school, and that he was never cut.

“I am a dolphin.”

A nasty collision with a Willy is usually cause for a Yoan.

Ray Lewis says so many words yet says nothing.

I’m amazed you can manage to dunk on Ray Lewis. He’s really known for being able to obstruct.

Calls for someone with a different opinion than you to be silenced...

Like some sort of ban?

Needless flexing of authority, wild overreaction to immigrant, old and miserable.

If you spend too much time Stalin against Russia, they will go ahead and take the ball for an easy Putin.

“And if not, Russia committed a backcourt violation by bringing the ball up the court the wrong way.”

Correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t the Dive Team hired at the start of the third quarter last Super Bowl?