One bonus of Trump going to DC is that he likes watching the Wiz.

PEEOTUS

On the one hand, this story is probably bullshit.

Just make sure you know what you’re signing up for at his hotels.

alternate headline:

lol’d

I love that one. I also love this one:

I think you misunderstand the joke. He’s saying he can’t tell the Taco Bell people that he needs the day off of work to be with his family, because his co-workers are also his family members.

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.