Zazie Beetz is playing herself in this movie? Or is she playing a character in the movie who has her own trauma that makes her sympathetic to Arthur?

I always thought to myself that fat people like Roethlisberger grow beards to give themselves a jaw line instead of, you know, lose weight.

I went to H.S. with a girl who suffered from epilepsy. She couldn’t take it anymore and killed herself at age 23. Such a terrible condition. Impressive that this guy is willing to go out there with epilepsy.

He’ll get signed by the Patriots and sack Donald twice in his first game against his old team. Then immediately get cut the next day by the Patriots. 

“Elliott is currently employed under the fifth-year team option on his rookie contract, which can’t really be described as an “agreement” at all.”

Still not a fan of all those buttons in the center counsel. Porsche should have just used the same interior as the Cayenne & Panamera or the new 911.

My eyes just hurt looking at it. Not even joking. 

Immediately reminded me of:

When’s the last time a Chinese company actually invented something without reversing engineering a product or outright stealing ideas?

Agreed. I’d gladly pay an increase tax or fee for public transportation. It would definitely be cheaper than the $700-800 per month for a car loan, gas, and insurance. Not to mention cleaner air to breathe. 

Waiting for a casino patch to be added to the Cleveland Indians’ uniforms. It’s inevitable. 

This picture of him makes it look like he just shit himself and is shuffling quickly to avoid it coming down his legs.

 Jar-Jar has a cold sore on his upper lip. He definitely fucks.

Who does this man owe money to? Or did he fuck another man’s wife? 

Solution: Sony’s noise cancelling headphones. A store in the airport should have them in stock at a 20% markup. 

The multiverse was always there. Dr. Strange went over this. 

Diamond and Silk AKA “Grifter 1" and “Grifter 2"

The video from Politico also goes on to mention that Bernie stonewalled local press following negative coverage. Such behavior reminds me of President Creamsicle. Both cannot take criticism. Also, LOL on Bernie trying to pull the I am on the phone rouse to attempt to get past a reporter. 

Fellow liberals, these democrats need to get reelected in deep red states. Jesus Christ. They vote on issues that they think would help them get reelected. He passed 54-45 to become AG. He would have gotten appointed AG regardless of whether no democrats voted for him. 

Change Alex Trebek to Johnny Carson as Carnac.