Cavs best hope is a Kyrie injury (30% chance) and either an injury to Steph (less than 10%) and/or KD (less than 5%).

BMW 320i...because what’s the point? To be able to say you drive a BMW?

“I only draft those that did well in the Cotton Bowl.”

“Can you turn that down?”

Maybe Randolph was laying the groundwork to expand his drug empire in Los Angles/California:

The more pertinent question: Why was Randolph in the projects late at night? This man will have made at least $199 million dollars in his lifetime. It’s not worth the risk vising this area, even more so when you now the LAPD are going to come through to break up the large gathering Randolph was attending (Deadspin…

I remember my first bulging dick issue as I sat at my desk in 6th grade, preventing me from standing up.

It’s as if New England’s chances of winning the AFC East weren’t already 110% with minimal effort, Jay Cutler as QB just ensures it. The only time you’ll ever read Jay Cutler, effort and 110% in the same sentence.

Good to read that the Chargers have extended their tendency to hold the City of San Diego hostage to its star players and potential future hall of famers.

+ 1 uncomfortable white panelist

Now I understand how people can read something into the bible or Qaran that is not there. Bravo.

Kid A and Yankee Hotel Foxtrot is on this list? I say this with the upmost respect, go fuck yourself.

Let’s be clear, Whitehead wouldn’t have been cut if (1) he was actually a good punt returner, (2) could actually contribute to the receiving core, and not just run jet sweeps, and (3) Cowboy’s didn’t draft Cole Beasley 2.0 in the 4th round.

Ugh, I wish I was rich.

The problem for us in being woke for too long is that we start seeing things that aren’t there. We start digging to find any analogy or slight to further a cause, which potentially ostracizes others.

LOLZ the press has been around for decades reporting on players activities off the field. It’s a more recent phenomenon that their employers must punish them.

He clinched the parole by channeling Morgan Freeman: “There’s not a day goes by I don’t feel regret. Not because I’m in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then, a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I wanna talk to him. I wanna try to talk some sense to him — tell him…

+ 2 stabbed cadavers 

Depends on your job. The people I am referring to are non-attorneys in my office. Obviously, if an attorney is arrested for anything, even minor, Office of Disciplinary Counsel gets involved. Rightfully so. But, football players don’t illicit the trust of others. They play a sport. They entertain.

If Elliot laid out a dude, he deserves a fine and suspension. But to play Devil’s Advocate, why are athletes held to a higher standard than the rest of America’s workforce. People at my office have been arrested for dumb shit similar to this, but the office manger is not suspending them without pay or firing them.…