Pixar has John Ratzenberger, Marvel has Stan Lee. Since Lee is 94, the studio should have filmed a dozen cameos to insert into future Marvel movies after he is gone.

I’m confused. Does CNN no longer report on facts anymore?

Yeah, I love how the GOP defense was; “Well, we’re not denying that he obstructed justice. But he did a really shitty job with that so be nice.”

If you believe in God and think that God made Man in His image, why wouldn’t you believe that God gave Man the intelligence to heal? Why don’t you see medicine as God answering prayers to heal? I mean, I don’t see these same people praying to God when their cars need an oil change.

Someone please correct me if I’m wrong. So his defense isn’t that Cosby didn’t drug and sexually assault multiple women. It’s that he did it, but he didn’t think he was doing anything wrong (legally, ethically, morally, etc.) because he thought they all wanted it in that manner? (Never mind the fact that Ms.…

Yes. Text is nice for some things, but if I need to text you more than 3 times, can we just talk on the phone? It will take less time.

I absolutely knew that this shitbag assaulting a reporter wouldn’t hurt his chances in the election; if anything, it would make him more popular.

Sergey Kislyak, the most forgettable man in the world.