Well. I suppose it depends on if you are trying to lose weight or not. I, like you, am fairly heavy. Unlike you, however, I am trying to lose weight. (No negativity about not losing weight. You do you, I do me.) Anyhow. I weigh myself once a week. The thing is, depending on how much I've had to eat and drink that day,…

Me too, lady. Me too.

In Puerto Rico people hiss at servers to get their attention. I find this creepy and alarming. So. Could be worse?

That is mystifying. Just like those people who weigh themselves in the gym, IN THEIR CLOTHES. I do not understand this. Clearly the only proper way to weigh yourself is 1) completely naked 2) just having used the toilet and 3) preferably first thing in the morning just after having worked out. Right?

You thought wrong, lady.

Yes. Yes. Yes. And duh.

The giant dong story. I am dead.

Oh god. Oh god. I have one of these.

You make a good argument.

Please can you do the following:

Yep! This is it, exactly. Anti-vaxxers are just the definition of privilege.

Well, yes. I MOSTLY agree. With all except the letter by Curry, which I liked. I think that letter being public is also useful because it's from a parent to a stepparent. Stepparents have it tough. They're often not quite parents, with fewer rights and responsibilities regarding the kids they're living with. And…

This is the best. You are the best.

I still like Rancid. They are not, like, The Best Ever, like i thought they were. But still — they are no Blink-182.

OH GOD, ME TOO with the terrible Green Day song. Our school chose it for our graduation song and BLECH. At that point (1999), I thought Green Day sucked, but circa 1995 they WERE MY EVERYTHING. I even wrote into Sassy Magazine for one of their contests about how much I loved Green Day, and, more specifically, the song…

Uh, no. She looks great without a smile. Maybe she is a scowler. Maybe she has resting bitch face. Or maybe she was just in a serious mood. Who knows? In any case, as someone who is constantly being asked what's wrong because of my face, I support her scowling. Scowl away, lady!

Jesus Christ, that sounds totally insane. Sorry about your kidney. Hope all is OK with the spare.

Me neither. Seems totally unnecessary given the rich vernacular we have already developed for such things.

Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope. That is not how it works. At all.

Or date a girl who doesn't like jewelry. I an Old Married now, but I never liked jewelry and still don't give much of a crap about it. My high school boyfriend got me Final Fantasy VIII as a birthday gift, for instance. So I never got disappointed about boxes of jewelry not being engagement rings. The one time I got a…